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Man Claiming to Be Satan Demands Free Car From Dealership

This is definitely one of those ‘only in Florida’ stories…a man walked into Keith Pierson Toyota and terrorized the employees. The mentally disturbed man told one employee that he was “Satan sent by Jesus” and threatened the lives of the people at the dealership unless he was given a free Toyota. The staff called 911 and locked themselves int the back until police arrived.

Thankfully, the man didn’t have a gun because it apparently took the police a very long time to reach the dealership. Upon being arrested, the man said “Go ahead and take me, I’m Jesus Christ and God will bail me out.” — but no word on what he was planning to do with the Toyota on his satanic mission.

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